Nick Clegg must be axed says Nick Clegg in dramatic Lib Dem U-turn

17 Jul

Pride's Purge

(satire?)

In a bid to claw back lost votes before next year’s general election, Nick Clegg will set himself on a major collision course with himself over his plea to axe the hated Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg.

Mr Clegg has finally come round to realise that the Deputy PM is a disastrous flop and – if he can’t persuade the Lib Dem leader to drop himself before Britain goes to the polls in less than 10 months time – Mr Clegg will make forcing Mr Clegg to ditch Mr Clegg a formal Lib Dem manifesto pledge.

The shock U-turn, unveiled in today’s Daily Mirror, comes after a government report found the Deputy Prime Minister – brought in to help the Conservative Party ruin the country – is crap.

Until today, Lib Dem ministers had staunchly defended themselves and the Deputy Prime Minister and have voted for themselves repeatedly in the Commons.

However, now they realise they are all in fact very crap.

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