Experts warn of zombie apocalypse in event of ‘Yes’ vote for Scottish independence

13 Sep

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A vote for ‘yes’ in Scottish referendum ‘threat to human brains’, warns Better Together campaign.

Business leaders, leading economists and constitutional experts have warned about the ‘real possibility’ of a zombie apocalypse if Scottish voters decide to vote YES to independence on Thursday.

In a joint statement, the group of experts said there was a real danger that hordes of shuffling brain-eating undead corpses could be unleashed on an unsuspecting Scottish public if they agree next week to break away from the union with England and Wales.

The dramatic warning comes just days after politicians from all three main parties in Westminster warned of a significant danger that sections of the sky over parts of Scotland could come falling down on people’s heads as a result of independence.

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